1. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    hate:

    stop:

    hate

    whoa what did i do

    stop

     
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  4. kattomatic:

    ericjudysbeard:

    Working at LUSH: the saga

    I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  5. bobbyhoying:

    *makes typo*

    *deletes typo*

    *realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

    (via hotwhiteguy)

     

  6. woahgnarlyduuuude:

    i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

    image

    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

     
  7. (Source: valvala, via muji-milk)

     

  8. muggleland:

    i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

    (via spookyscarlet)

     

    1. Tumblr 2011: memes are great I hate everyone
    2. Tumblr 2014: memes are ironically great also drink water
     
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  10. shitfestcomic:

    #142

    Twitter // Facebook // Store // Donate

    The comic just passed 3,000 followers! Thanks so much for reading, everyone! It’s simultaneously flattering and baffling.

     
  11. all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

    shitfestcomic:

    #135

    I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

    (via misscokebottleglasses)

     
  12.               Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many
               lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero,
                  someone even more powerful could change everything.

    (Source: laracrofts, via weliveandbreathepumpkins)

     
  13. kaible:

    "He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

    (Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com, via insuffera6le6itch)

     

  14. princessbindi:

    I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

    They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

    Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

    (via terriblemothers)