1. meqtaylor:

    why does this have 14000 notes

    (Source: unflavoredwaxedfloss20, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

     

  2. "to pee or not to pee"
    — me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)

    (Source: nutellabaron, via robyn-therobin)

     

  3. ohshititsgreg:

    QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

    (via another-chance-at-forever)

     

    1. guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
    2. me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
    3. world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
     
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  5. rawdi-kun:

    dying before you friends and welcoming them to hell like

    image

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  8. owlturdcomix:

    We go forward.

    (via bloodbending)

     
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  13. antiteen:

    white people are wild

    (via problemactic)

     
  14. yetanothertaylor:

    I await his response.

    (via hotwhiteguy)