1. benfoldsone:

    okaysizedbangtheory:

    you done it

    congration

    (Source: stevesfriend, via omgitsmills)

     

  2. averagefairy:

    moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

    (via drewchainzzzz)

     
  3. kelseykels:

    the ballad of the salad

    (via omgitsmills)

     
  4. catsandcunts:

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    dogs are the embodiment of happiness

    I’ve posted all of these before but they look cuter together ok

    (Source: jackie-the-artist, via ghostsfacer)

     
  5. asparagays:

    thank you captain obvious

    (via ghostsfacer)

     
  6. saschalily:

    novacane-cocaine:

    Its 1:13 a.m and all I crave is you.

    It’s 4:18pm and I don’t know if my meal is lunch or dinner 

    (Source: sademoji, via ghostsfacer)

     

  7. saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

    (via drewchainzzzz)

     
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  9. What the hell are you still doing here?
    Um… providing moral support?

    (Source: sidneisage, via dimplesobrien)

     

  10. meladoodle:

    i was at burger king and my friend robert brought over his food and drink and he took a sip and looked kinda confused. i was like whats wrong? and he said ‘this lemonade tastes kinda watery’ and i took a sip and i couldnt stop laughing it was literally water, like plain water and he’d used the wrong tap. i was like ‘kinda watery? this is water, robert’

     

  11. In the delivery room

    tokomon:

    mother: is it a boy or a girl?

    doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

    (via drewchainzzzz)

     
  12. ryancrobert:

    fucking show-off

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via drewchainzzzz)

     

  13. sagihairius:

    AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY 

    image

    (via drewchainzzzz)

     
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  15. datsenseofhumor:

    beyoncevevo:

    U KNOW HE DEAD

    yeeeeeee

    (Source: gotitforcheap, via drewchainzzzz)